Me: *walks into the room with a pout* Well, I took care of Bill. Now, let's see which ship this one is. *notices title* A ship between Sadie and Lars? Yeah, of course I ship this! I'm pretty sure that's it's canon anyways. Still, if it wasn't, I would st-
*Mabel runs in screaming*
Me: Mabel?!? What's wrong?!?
Mabel: There's a man moaning in the closet! I'm scared!
Me: *laughing* That's just Bill, Mabel. I locked him in there so he can't bring people here from other dimensions.
Dipper: *in the hallway* Hey, what's in the closet?
Me: No, Dipper, don't-
*Bill rushes in, and shoves me away from the computer.
Me: Augh! *falls on floor and glares at Bill* Rude!
Bill: I need to get them both here right away.
Me: Oh, no you don't mister! Dipper! Mabel! Hold him down!
Dipper: Why?
Mabel: Don't question her, Dipper! Hold him down!
*Bill runs out of the room screaming while Dipper and Mabel chase him down*
Me: *sitting back at the computer* So yeah, I ship it. *hears Bill screaming and sighs* Well, I'll be back. I might have gone too far. *leaves*
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Ship Or No Ship
RandomThis is a book of my honest opinion of any Gravity Falls ships. I'll also do Over The Garden Wall, Star vs The Forces Of Evil, and Steven Universe.
