Me: *sees title* No. I don't ship it. Dipper has Pacifica.
*Dipper and Pacifica suddenly appear behind me*
Dipper and Pacifica: You ship us?
Me: *laughs nervously* Um. *runs away* I don't ship Candip! I ship Dipcifica!
*Dipper and Pacifica begin chasing me. Mabel walks past us, and notices the title*
Mabel: I guess that ship was a no.
YOU ARE READING
Ship Or No Ship
AcakThis is a book of my honest opinion of any Gravity Falls ships. I'll also do Over The Garden Wall, Star vs The Forces Of Evil, and Steven Universe.
