Bill: Okay...she's supposed to be here by now...she owes me...
Me: *playing cards with Mabel* What are you talking about?
Mabel: Yeah, demon, what are you talking about?
Bill: *muttering* She's late...*scissors cut through the air making a portal* Ah, finally.
Dipper: *stops pacing* Is that Star?
Bill: *laughs* Yup. And look at the ship.
Dipper: *peers over my shoulder* Me and her?
Star: *appears and squeals* Guys! I'm SO happy to see you all! What's this ship, hobbitfalls?
Me: You and Dipper. Dipper?
*We all look over to see Dipper trying to escape*
Me, Star, Mabel, and Bill: Dipper?
Dipper: *turns around in a panic* What? What? I'm not trying to escape! Heheheheh...*whispering* I've been laughing too long.
Me: *places a hand on Dipper's shoulder* Don't worry Dipper, I don't ship you with Star.
Dipper: Phew.
Me: Besides, you belong with Pacifica.
Dipper: *blushes* What?!? *runs out of the room*
Me, Mabel, and Star: *pointing and laughing*
Bill: Well, that ends that ship. Comment below for more! *chuckles evilly* It is really funny to see Pinetree's humiliation.
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Ship Or No Ship
De TodoThis is a book of my honest opinion of any Gravity Falls ships. I'll also do Over The Garden Wall, Star vs The Forces Of Evil, and Steven Universe.
