Bill: *pacing, still fuming with anger* Me and Tom. Ha! Who's next? Me and a rock?
Me: No, you and Narwhal1016.
Bill: *facing me* Who?!?
Me: *sighs* Narwhal1016. I'll bring her here for you.
Bill: No! I'll do it! *snaps fingers*
*Narwhal appears, blinking*
Narwal: Who-what-where am I?
Mabel and Dipper: *putting their arms around Narwhal's shoulders* Come with us, we have a ship request from you.
Narwhal: Oh, right. Bill and I. *turns to me* So, hobbitfalls, what do you think? *in head* Say no, say no, say no.
Me: *looking down, hiding my face* No, I don't really ship it.
Narwhal and Mabel: *giggling* It's because you like him, right?
Me: Um...no! No! I...um...bye Narwhal! *snaps fingers and Narwhal disappears* I'm leaving.
Bill: *grabs arm* Oh, no you don't! You still have more ships!
Me: *pouts* Fine. I'll stay.
Dipper: Bill, what's the next ship?
Bill: You'll find out. *chuckles evilly*
Dipper: *gulps*
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Ship Or No Ship
AléatoireThis is a book of my honest opinion of any Gravity Falls ships. I'll also do Over The Garden Wall, Star vs The Forces Of Evil, and Steven Universe.
