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This is a book of my honest opinion of any Gravity Falls ships. I'll also do Over The Garden Wall, Star vs The Forces Of Evil, and Steven Universe.

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*Bill enters the room, dragging me with him*

Me: NO! I NEED TO GET DIPCIFICA TO WORK!

Bill: Stop screaming! You have another ship!

Me: Oh.

*Bill lets go, and I stare at the title.*

Me: I would ship them if they weren't brothers. But, since they are, then it's a no.

Bill: *muttering* Some meatsacks can be so disgusting.

Me: Now to make sure that Ford and Stan don't see this.

*Stan and Ford enter the room*

Stan: See what, hobbitfalls?

Me: N-Nothing.

*Stan and Ford look at the title*

Stan and Ford: O_O

Stan: Excuse me for a moment. I need to go find a lemon peeler and pull my eyeballs out.

Ford: This ship is even worse than pairing me with Bill.

Bill: I heard that, Sixer!

*Stan and Ford look at each other, then run out of the room*

Me: Well, that's a no on that ship. Don't forget to send more ships in!

Bill: hobbitfalls...

Me: What?

Bill: The room is on fire.

Me: Oh s-