*Dipper and Mabel enter the room pulling Bill with them*
Dipper: Found him.
Me: *turns around* Great! Mabel. Bill. Leave Dipper and I. This ship is about Dipper.
Mabel: Yay! I can force Bill to help me make Waddles more sweaters!
Bill: *whispering* Oh God...please...no...
*Mabel squeals and drags Bill out of the room*
Dipper: *nervously looks over my shoulder at the laptop* Who am I shipped with this time?
Me: *looks at laptop* You're shipped with Jay.
Dipper: The girl from last ship.
Me: *nods* And sure. I can see that happening!
Dipper: Really? Well, okay then.
*Bill runs in and hides behind me*
Bill: No! No more sweaters!
Me: *grins* Bill! Just the demon I wanted to see! I need you for the next ship!
Dipper: Then who will-
Me: You! *pushes Dipper out of the room, then closes the door*
Bill: Um...
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Ship Or No Ship
AcakThis is a book of my honest opinion of any Gravity Falls ships. I'll also do Over The Garden Wall, Star vs The Forces Of Evil, and Steven Universe.