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*Dipper, Bill, and Tad Strange walk into the room to see Mabel and I looking at the list of ships*

Dipper: Hey guys! What's the next ship?

Me: Bill and Tad Strange.

Bill: *eyes wide* Um...no. No way! During Weirdmageddon he wouldn't stop telling me that he wanted to be bread! "I want to be bread. I want to be bread." Just Shut Up!

Mabel: Jeez Bill. I don't ship this anyway.

Me: *nodding* Yeah, me neither.

Tad: *takes out a piece of bread* I like bread!

*Silence*

Bill: *anger rising* TAD I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!

*Tad runs out the room, Bill close behind; Dipper, Mabel, and I blinking*

Dipper, Mabel, and I: Uhh...

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