Dipper: *walks in* I'm back.
Me: *sarcastically* Congratulations. Do you want a sticker?
Dipper: *scoffs* What's today's ship?
Me: *turns to computer* Pyronica and Kryptos.
Mabel and Dipper: Who?
Bill: Ugh, those two. They're perfect for each other. I know they both hate me. They're probably talking about my plan failing right now. Why can't they leave me alone?
Me: Well, then why don't you go ask them why they can't leave you alone?
Mabel: *looks at me* Woah, someone woke up on the wrong side of her bed today.
Me: Sorry guys, I'm just a little tired.
Mabel: *happily* I'll go get you some Mabel Juice! *runs out of the room*
Bill, Dipper, Me: Oh no...
Bill: We have to hide!
Me: *panicking* So, yeah, I kind of ship them.
Dipper: I hear footsteps! HIDE!!!!
Bill, Dipper, Me: *run and hide*
Mabel: *enters the room, and looks around, confused* Guys?
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Ship Or No Ship
AcakThis is a book of my honest opinion of any Gravity Falls ships. I'll also do Over The Garden Wall, Star vs The Forces Of Evil, and Steven Universe.
