Me: Billford? Nah, I don't really ship it. Same argument as last chapter. But, let's have Bill and Ford's opinion. *splashes water on Bill and Dipper*
Dipper and Bill: *wake up while spluttering* hobbitfalls! What the heck!
Me: Sorry guys, had to wake you up for this one. Hey, have you seen Ford or Mabel?
Dipper: Not since Flames had taken Ford out for coffee.
*Mabel and Ford walk in*
Ford: *talking to Mabel* A ship of you and Bill? Wow, that's terrible.
Mabel: I know, right?
Bill: Then, you wouldn't like this one, Sixer.
*Mabel, Ford, and I turn to see Dipper and Bill staring at the title*
Ford: ME AND BILL?!?!? O_O NO.
*Flames comes running in and grabs Ford's arm*
Flames: NO ONE STEALS MY FORDSY!!! *runs out, dragging Ford*
Mabel and Dipper still staring at the title: I'll never sleep again.
*Mabel and Dipper walk out like zombies*
Bill: hobbitfalls...is it possible for you to create another memory eraser gun? I-I need to erase this from my memory.
Me: Come on, Bill, let's go. *leads Bill out of the room* Don't forget to send more ships! I'll be back! *looks at Bill, who is covering his eye with both hands* It just might take a while.
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Ship Or No Ship
RandomThis is a book of my honest opinion of any Gravity Falls ships. I'll also do Over The Garden Wall, Star vs The Forces Of Evil, and Steven Universe.
