Hobbipper

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Me: *notices title* Oh joy...*puts head in hands* Me and Dipper. *lifts head* I-I don't know how to judge this ship. DIPPER!!! MABEL!!! BILL!!!COME HERE!!!

Dipper, Mabel, and Bill: *covering their ears* Hobbitfalls, stop shouting! We're right here! Stop shouting!

Me: *sheepishly* Oh, sorry...anyways...Dipper, this a ship between you and me.

Dipper: Um...w-well I-I...gotta go...*leaves*

Me and Bill: *turn to Mabel* What was that about?

Mabel: *sighs* He acts like this around girls he likes.

Bill: So, he likes hobbitfalls?

Me: I don't know how to reply to that. I mean, he's nice and all, but...I don't know, maybe? This ship is a hard one to have a full decision. I'll look at more ships and come back to this one.

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