Magidbeleon

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Me: *sees title and inhales sharply though teeth* Mabel and Gideon? No, I don't ship it. Mabel belongs with Mermando.

*Mabel comes running in*

Mabel: Hey hobbitfalls! What ship is this?

Me: *turns to face her* You and Gideon.

Mabel: Ha! Puh-lease! As if I would ever date that creep again! Ew!

Me: *smiles* I agree.

Mabel: What about Gidarbage?

Me: Gidarbage?

Mabel: A ship of Gideon and garbage!

*Mabel and I burst out laughing*

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