Me: *walks into room and looks at title* O_O um..no. There is no way I ship this. Besides, Soos has-
*Stan and Soos walk in*
Soos: 'Sup dude! What ship is this?
*Stan and Soos read the title*
Stan: O_O first Ford and I, then Soos' grandma and I, now Soos and I? What is wrong with these people?!?
Soos: *practically crying* I only like Stan as a father! I'll never be able to sleep again! *runs out of the room*
Stan: *looks at me* What do you think of this ship?
Me: Ew, no.
Stan: Good. Now, I need to find a way to forget this. *leaves*
Me: Okay, send more ships! *stares at title* this was disturbing.

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Ship Or No Ship
AléatoireThis is a book of my honest opinion of any Gravity Falls ships. I'll also do Over The Garden Wall, Star vs The Forces Of Evil, and Steven Universe.