Swimmer Advice-Tips, Tricks, and Ideas

All Star Swimmer

Here are the promised lyrics! Btws, if I get 5 votes, I'll do other songs.

*All credit goes to Smash Mouth for the original song. I only edited it*

A swimmer once told me the chlorine'll stick with me

I ain't fastest in my lane

She was looking kind of dumb with her goggles upside down

Pushed up on top of her forehead

Well, the heats start coming and they don't stop coming

Fed to the chlorine and I hit the water swimming

Didn't make sense not to swim for fun

Your goggles get fogged and your legs go numb

So much to swim, so much to see

So what's wrong with bein in the last heats?

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey, now, you're a swimmer, get your suit on, go swim

Hey, now, you're a distancer, get your counter, dive in

And all that glitters is gold

Only distancers break the mold

It's a big pool and they say it gets bigger

You're ready to start now but wait 'til you get older

But the coaches beg to differ

Judging by the extra sprints in the set

The times we have are getting pretty low

The water's getting cool so you might as well go-o

My world's underwater. How about yours?

That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.

Hey, now, you're a swimmer, get your suit on, go swim

Hey, now, you're a distancer, get your counter, dive in

And all that glitters is gold

Only distancers break the mold

Hey, now, you're a swimmer, get your suit on, go swim

Hey, now, you're a distancer, get your counter, dive in

And all that glitters is gold

Only distancers break the mold

Somebody once asked could I spare some food for the meet

I need to get myself fed

I said yep, what a concept

I could use a little energy myself

And we could all use a little foo-od

Well, the heats start coming and they don't stop coming

Fed to the chlorine and I hit the water swimming

Didn't make sense not to swim for fun

Your goggles get fogged and your legs go numb

So much to swim, so much to see

So what's wrong with taking the last heats?

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey, now, you're a swimmer, get your suit on, go swim

Hey, now, you're a distancer, get your counter, dive in

And all that glitters is gold

Only distancers break the mold

And all that glitters is gold

Only distancers break the mold