The following dialogue is courtesy of my lovely coach.
Coach: today for dry land we're going to run
Me: *subconsciously makes a face*
Coach: now, we're not going to run all the way around the lake today
Me: *finds out there is a lake*
Coach: but we are going to run for twenty minutes. No walking.
Me: *dies a little inside*
Coach: readysetgo
Me: *runs, but really slowly and soon can't see the rest of the team*
Me: *gets back (last one)*
Coach: 20 kangaroos (A/N: kangaroos are like bunny hops on steroids)
Me: *dies some more*
Coach: 20 streamline jumps (A/N: streamline jumps are squats with a jump and streamline)
Me: *is almost completely dead*
Coach: find a partner
Me: *finds a partner*
Coach: leg lifts!
Me: *doesn't know what leg lifts are, so watches for a second. Proceeds to find out you grasp your partner's ankles, lift your legs up, and then your partner pushes your legs back down*
Coach: wheelbarrow race!
Me: *nearly face plants into the grass like, three times because I have no balance when walking on my hands*
Coach: alright we're done
Me: *collapses onto the grass, then goes inside*
Coach: *to me* you don't like running, do you?
Me: no
Coach: I thought so, you made a face when you heard we were running today
Me: *in my head* BRAIN YOU DONT WORK JUST GO DIE IN A HOLE SOMEWHERE!
Coach: good job though
Me: *is completely revived until I see today is a kick/fast day, then dies completely*
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