This is what I think about during practice. Roughly in order. Dm me what you think, and I'll add yours with dedication.
1. Holy Toledo this water is cold!
2. Darn, I actually have to swim
3. WHY DO I HAVE HOZIER STUCK IN MY HEAD GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. I'm settling into a rhythm, this isn't so bad.
5. Shoot, my coach wants me to pick up my head more.
6. Oh, here's the main set.
7. Well, it's four now, and this set will take about 20 minutes for the first round, and 22 for the second, and 24 for the third and that's an hour...an hour...an hour and...an hour and... 6 minutes!
8. If it's an hour and six minutes that means we'll be done at...done at...done at...at... Five oh six!
9. So if we finish the set at five oh six, and practice gets done at 6:45, that means we'll have...we'll have...we'll have... An hour and thirty-nine minutes!
10. If I go under a 30, do you think my crush will ask me out?
11. Granted, he knows nothing about swimming...but still! How could he not?
12. Maybe I'll ask him to come to one of my meets?
13. But then, he'll probably make me all nervous, and flustered, and something horrible will happen.
14. I wonder what's for dinner tonight?
15. Maybe it's pot pies.
16. I hope it's pot pies
17. Or something with mashed potatoes.
18. I hope we don't have carrots.
19. I hate carrots
20. They don't taste like anything, I mean, like, what's the point?
21. Hey! Hozier's out of my head!
22. Oh, look, we're done with practice. How? It's only...oh, it's 6:45. Did I miscount? Or was it maybe later 5 instead of four, and it took longer per round? What did I do wrong...
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