How to date a swimmer

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So, a swimmer's caught your fancy, eh? 😏

No problem. Lucky for you, Kaylee the luv doc is here to help yalls in the confusing state of mind called  love.

Give your special someone food. The way to a swimmer's heart is through their stomach

Show up to their meets, and don't leave until they do. So, if they're staying til the last heat, you sure better be staying too, particularly if they are in the last heat. Because by this time, almost everybody will have left, so it will be extra special when they look it into the stands and see you there. *sigh*

DO NOT EVER ASK ABOUT THEIR PERFUME/COLOGNE CHOICES. WE KNOW WE SMELL LIKE CHLORINE. YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL US. Seriously, we know. You don't need to tell us.

When asked, do not say we "play swimming". That will not end well.

Do not say swimming isn't a sport. At that point, they will hate you for all eternity.

If you want to go out and do something, but we have practice, a meet, or are sleeping, do not question it. We legit are doing one of those things.


Hope this helps yalls in the confusing state of luv!

- Kaylee the luv doc

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