How to annoy a swimmer at practice

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This is how to annoy a swimmer during a set. My set when I did this was 20x25s on the :40, fast kick underwater halfway, with fins. Each number represents a 25.

Make sure you say these with as much enthusiasm as possible

1. Say "5% of the way there!"

2. Say "10%! That's 1/10 or .1!"

3. Nothing

4. Say "20%! 1/5! 2/10! .2!"

5. Say "25% 1/4! We're halfway to halfway!"

6. Nothing

7. Nothing

8. Say "40%! We're almost halfway! 2/5! 4/10!"

9. Nothing

10. Sing "Living on a prayer" by Bon jovi. Say "50%! 5/10! 1/2! .5!"

11. Nothing

12. Nothing

13. Nothing

14. Nothing

15. Say "3/4! .75! 75%!"

16-19. Nothing

20. Say in a totally serious tone. "We're done. I thought I was gonna die there for a bit. 100%! 10/10! FINISHED!"

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