"Oh this is just wonderful."
"Don't talk so loud. I don't think it's seen us yet."
"ROARRRRRR!!"
"ITS SEEN US!"
"Relax. Just calm it down. Don't be afraid, it can smell stupidity."
"Don't you mean fear?"
"No, it's you, so it's stupidity. You never had an ounce of fear anyway."
"Then why is my heart trying to commit suicide right now?!"
"Cause the boar's about to charge."
"I don't like how you're smiling through all this at all!"
"I'll jump in to save you in case you get impaled."
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN GET IMPALED JUST KILL THE DAMN BEAST RIGHT NOW!!"
"..."
"Asura?"
"SNORT."
"Asura, the boar's gonna charge, please just kill it I can't get myself out of this knot."
"Listen."
"What?"
"Can your hear that?"
"ROARRRR!!"
"Yeah that's the sound of my DEATH!"
RUSTLE.
"Oh great more boars are coming. Asura, it's getting nearer. Asura! Asura!! ASURA!!!"
WHUMP!
"Whump?"
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Before The Fall (origins)
FantasyTwo boys. One in size and one at heart. One hell of a childhood. Note: If you want, skip to the chapter labelled Fishing. That's a good a place to start as any. But if you don't mind boringly vague exposition, go ahead and start from the beginni...
