Before The Fall (origins)

Shiet

"Ommmmmmm..."

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Fitting in. And whisper, there's too many people around us."

"You've got to be joking."

"No, I never joke. I'm serious as ever. Ooh, look! Cotton candy!"

"Strange that there's a whole town here where a forest is supposed to be. And so fast as well. And the fair."

"Most people I've seen since the Stygian War."

"What?"

"Nothing. Ommmmmm..."

"I don't care whether the robes make you look monk-like or not, stop making that annoying sound!"

"It's supposed to be calming."

"The only calming thing is the hand that's about to slap you!!"

"Shhh! I think I see something."

"What?"

"A crowd."

"It's a damn fair, Asura, there's meant to be a crowd."

"This one's more..."

"Ommmmm..."

"Religious."

"Praise The Lord and Savior of The People!"

"That's a lot of capital letters."

"A service?"

"Looks like. It's around the idol from earlier."

"We are gathered here today to witness a historic moment in Tuilett history."

"He said history twice."

"I heard."

"Long ago, our goddess was sealed and bound in a most unholy object."

"Is this about the goddess being banished?"

"Shhh. I want to see where this is going."

"This unholy object was in fact a porcelain piece, I bathed in the proper rituals. It now carries the essence of our goddess!"

"All hail Mother!!!"

"Why are they chanting?"

"This is worse than I thought."

"What?"

"We are gathered here today to send our banished goddess a message!"

"What's happening?"

"We are gathered here today to tell you, O Mother, that you have been found!"

"They found her. I didn't think that was possible."

"They found the item? Is that what he's holding up?"

"No, impossible. I broke the damn thing, what he's holding up is too small."

"Tonight! We summon you!!"

"Argh, he's abusing exclamation marks!"

"SHIET!!!"