Before The Fall (origins)

Bow To The King

"I don't believe it."

"Me neither."

"That's insane."

"Yes it is."

"Am I dreaming?"

"Want to test?"

"Try me. OW!!! Nope, not dreaming."

"Pinch me now."

"I'm still bound in case you've forgotten."

"Oh. Right. Shouldn't be a problem, just do it again."

"What thing?"

"That thing."

"Ah. I don't think I'll be able to repeat it. I'm still in shock at...this...scene."

"It's a scene alright. Right out of a fairy tale."

"Is it alive?"

"I think so. It's breathing. Rather noisily."

"Well..."

"Yes I think we both agree."

"Yep. Mom doesn't hear about this."

"She wouldn't believe us anyway. No one in their same mind would."

"Yeah. Who knew the forest would listen to me."

"And bind the Alpha boar."

"And make it bow to me."

"While trying to rip my head off."

"I hope you learnt your lesson from all this."

"Hey, I'm still your teacher. But yeah. No more tying you to a tree. Next time I might not be so lucky. But next time doesn't have to be right now."

"Wait..."

"Oh yes. More stew for me."

"ASURA!!!"

This is the first note you'll get from me.  Cherish it, I don't communicate often.

First, I would like to thank you dear humans for reading this humble piece of sarcasm that is this book.  100 views so far.  I would cry if not for my emotional capacity of a walnut.

Secondly, if you require a more melodramatic take in life, head over to keeperoffeels for a little chinwag with the grayest side of life.  I'll not heap praise on her, cause she's reading this and she might get a slight ego boost from this.  But go and check her works out, they're really good.

Lastly, of you enjoy this piece of fine literature, do vote and comment on what you want these two idiots to screw up next.  And if I should keep the boar around as a recurring joke.

Thanks for listening.