Fishing

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"C'mon, get up!  The shark's gonna get you!  Again!"

"Hold on, hold on.  I almost got the fish."

"Magrathea, I swear I'll pummel you if you die."

"You can't.  I'd be dead."

"Just swim and let me worry about the pummelling."

"Ah shit, he's got my leg!  Asura, help!"

"I swear, I'm never taking you fishing again."

"Just blast the shark off me!"

WHOOOSH!

"Don't blast me along with the shark!"

"Oops, sorry, you two just look so alike."

KRAK!  SPLOOSH!!

"Now look what you did, you've sunk the raft.  Again."

"Not my fault you got chased by that shark.  The important thing is you're safe."

"Asura..."

"Now let's get back home."

"Asura."

"I hope your Mom made her porridge again.  I swear she uses black magic on that thing."

"Asura!"

"What is it?!  I'm monologuing here., can't you hear me.  And help find the pieces of the raft."

"The shark is back."

"Oh?  I thought I blasted him back to hell."

"This isn't the same shark.  More like ten of them."

"Oh."

"Yeah."

"We're surrounded, aren't we."

"Yeah."

"When I say so, swim and I'll blast them out of the water."

"You'll kill us as well."

"I'll keep it under control."

"You better."

"Ready?"

"Hold on, I-"

"GO!!"

SPLOOOOSH!!!

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