"Are we doing this or not?"
"We are, but I don't like the fact that I'm covered in carnivorous fungus."
"Omnivorous. Someone failed biology."
"Someone never took biology. You're in the wrong era."
"Oh right...hard to keep track. Now on my count, run. No questions asked."
"OK."
"1, 2, 10! Go!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
"Not quite the idea, but that works."
"We will feast upon your souls!"
"Please do!"
"We will start with the white-haired one."
"Please don't."
"Come, demon! We will take revenge!"
"Nonononono this is wrong. Go for tiny over there, the one covered in fungus."
"OY!"
"Very well. We will grant your dying wish."
"Hey!"
"Yes! He's all yours! Feast on his soul. But feast on the fungus first. It's an appetizer."
"Yes! Appetizer!"
"Yes! Appetizer!"
"This substance tastes weird."
"Tastes like your end, doesn't it?"
"We have been fooled! We are being absorbed."
"Shut up and get absorbed! Asura!"
"Yeah yeah. Seal."
"Nooooooooo-mmph."
"That was exciting. Now who wants fungus stew?"
"I'll shove it down your throat first.
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Before The Fall (origins)
FantasyTwo boys. One in size and one at heart. One hell of a childhood. Note: If you want, skip to the chapter labelled Fishing. That's a good a place to start as any. But if you don't mind boringly vague exposition, go ahead and start from the beginni...
