Michael; Time of the month.

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Oh Michael, you poor soul. We all know you'd be so confused.

- terrified. Absolutely terrified.

- but still the sweetest bean, because thats who michael is as a person.

- the only thing he probably know is that girls love food on their time, so; "y/n ! Make me a list im going to the store for you!"

- giving him a decent size list... Including the gear you need.

- "whoa whoa whoa, i agreed on getting food. Not this stuff"

- "Michael man up, i wrote down everything you need to know. Even directions to the aisle."

- him going in the store, list in hand and getting the good first.

- texting you during his mission;
"Nutella is on sale, you're in luck"
"Is it the peanut butter or the caramel flavour you want?"
"Oh god i need to get out of this aisle woman are staring at me"

- him finding the brand and size you need, but isnt sure if you said sport or not so he grabs you both kinds.

- sees more things for womanly needs (creams, wipes, etc) buys them but you dont even need them.

- comes home with bags full, slamming the door shut while out of breath.

- "Michael what the hells wrong?"

- "y/n im never doing that again i got so much more shit than you told me to get cause i was worried you forgot stuff. I had to run, it was dangerous"

- laughing at him for buying vaginal cream because he thought "soothes the pain" meant for cramps, not infections. (Aye no shame if you got anything going on down below honey its a normal thing)

- That boy would probably cuddle the hell out of you and being scared to hurt you at the same time.

- Him suggesting you take your anger out in some gaming.

- Him panicking when you have a sudden "im doing everything wrong in life" mood swing and doing what he can do make you change your mind

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