Spanky Spanky Time

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~Still Sunday morning (Group chat)

Sp00pyjim: my head feels like someone fucked it

Gaydonurine: hardcore head fucking

Gayrard Gay: im hungover do u think i have time for ur shit

Gaydonurine: Daddy's Angry

Alexgayscarf: WE R NOT BRINGING THIS BACK FOR FUCKS SAKE

Gay Forest Boy: even hungover gee is still a bitch

Gayrard Gay: the only thing straight about me is that im a straight up bitch

Alexgayscarf: cant argue with that

Fronkgayro: I HAVE EYELINER IN MY EYE GTGTGTG

Alexgayscarf: what was he wearing last i dont remember

Gayrard Gayrard: He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!)

Sp00pyjim: did u just...

Gay Forest Boy: congratulation u r now fluent in emo

Alexgayscarf: Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way omfg hi I didn't know you were in this chat

Gaydonurine: MY IMMORTAL IS MY FAVE STORY DONT JUDGE

Alexgayscarf: y were u wearing eyeliner frank lmao are you emo

Fronkgayro: R U BEING EMOPHOBIC

Gayrard Gay: *gasps sassily*

Gaydonurine: EMOPHOBIA IS A BIG PROBLEM IN OUR SOCIETY

Boner™: I stg if you keep spamming I'm gonna punch you all in the baby makers

Gayrard Gay: LISTEN HERE U KENTUCKY FRIED FUCK

Sp00pyjim: WHAT IS THIS GROUP CHATS OBSESSION WITH FAST FOOD

Gaydonurine: y dont u have an obsession ????

Alexgayscarf: YH LIVE THE FAT LIFE

Sp00pyjim: y r u like this

Alexgayscarf: excuse u my mother says im a handsome young boy

Gayrard Gay: handsome being an optional term

Boner™: I BEG TO DIFFER

Gayrard Gay: Frank is eating loads of random food in my kitchen wat

Gaydonurine: i think u got him preggo

Alexgayscarf: P R E G G O

Sp00pyjim: who tf says preggo

Gayrard Gay: Brenda Urine

Sp00pyjim: WHO TF

Sp00pyjim: oh

Gaydonurine: UR ALL JUST BULLIES IM GONNA CALL THE POLICE

Alexgayscarf: and say what?

Sp00pyjim: "Hello 911? Im being bullied by the gay emo squad in a gc. they called me Brenda and they all have daddy kinks and love fast food.H E L P."

Boner™: Heroic

Gayrard Gay: I JUST FUKIN INHALED MY COFFEE THANK

Sp00pyjim: how did u manage that?

Gayrard Gay: doing that shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, motherfucker.

Alexgayscarf: IM 1000000% SURE THAT IS THE MOST GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT SENTENCE U HVE EVER SAID

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