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~Early Sunday Night~

emo thumb: hey...

mikeyway: Hello

emo thumb: look im sorry for kissing u

mikeyway: It's okay, I overeacted.

emo thumb: U REACTED? THE FINE BROS SHALL SEE U IN COURT.

mikeyway: I just burst out laughing on a bus and I'm getting weird looks now send help.

emo thumb: i will save u my precious

mikeyway: Wow thanks Gollum

emo thumb: I'M JUST IMAGINING ME CRAWLING THROUGH THE WINDOW OF A BUS LIKE "BEEP BEEP MOTHAFUCKAS IVE COME TO RAISE HELL AND SAVE MY FREN."

mikeyway: Beep Beep. Yes because you are a car Pete.

emo thumb: DONT SMASH MY HOPES AND DREAMS LIKE A MEANINGLESS DILDO

mikeyway: Because Dildo's are easy to break of course.

emo thumb: how would u know that

mikeyway: Wouldn't you like to know ;)

emo thumb: i would actually

mikeyway: Erm...

emo thumb: listen mikey i kno u might not feel the same but i need to tell u this. I like you and not in a fren way.

mikeyway: I think I gathered that from the party to be completely honest.

emo thumb: im sorry i shouldnt have said anything

mikeyway: No you shouldn't have...

emo thumb: ill just go

mikeyway: The reason you shouldn't have is because I wanted to be the first one to say, I really like you too Pete.

emo thumb: I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE YOUUUU

mikeyway: WAY TO RUIN THE MOMENT PETE WENTZ NICE FUCKING JOB

emo thumb: sowwy

mikeyway: It's okay ♡

emo thumb: so where do u want 2 go with, us?

mikeyway: The bedroom.

emo thumb: I NEARLY TRIPPED & FELL INTO HELL WEN I READ THAT

mikeyway: Say hi to Brendon for me

emo thumb: THAT DUDE FUCKIN RULES HELL OMFG

mikeyway: In all seriousness, I want us to get to know each other before we get together but rest assured that I really do like you but let's keep it on the down low?

emo thumb: sure but the sassy red haired queen you call a brother knows

mikeyway: THE FUCK

emo thumb: well wen u left the gc everyone wasnt just gonna be like "lel wotever hes probs just felt the awakening in the force."

mikeyway: Thanks Kylo Ren

emo thumb: kylo ren is my spirit animal ngl

mikeyway: No but same

emo thumb: anyway gerard know and as long as we dont like fuck on his art supplies or smth hell be chill

mikeyway: If we did that I'm fairly sure he'd rip off our dicks and sell them on the black market to some weird dick collector

emo thumb: the dick collector is probably beebo

mikeyway: It's so true though

emo thumb: i wouldnt put it past him but he probs has a red room

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