~The party has already taken place and it's Sunday morning~ ♡
~Private conversation between Pete and Patrick~
starbucks ass: FUCK ME UP THE ASS
pattycakes: How much did u drink holy smokes
starbucks ass: NO DUDE I F U C K E D U P
pattycakes: oh no did you fuck ur neighbours cat again?
starbucks ass: NO WTF WHERE DID THAT COME FROM
pattycakes: brendon
starbucks ass: and u believed him?????????
Pattycakes: well it is u
starbucks ass: R00D
pattycakes: what did u do tho
starbucks ass: i kissed mikey
pattycakes: wat.
starbucks ass: I KISSED MIKEY WAY
pattycakes: have u told Gee?
starbucks ass: oh yh thatll be a nice conversion "O hey Gee! Nice weather today oh yh btw I kissed ur straight brother and probably caused him several stages of mental tramua. Hope we can keep out friendship in tact?"
pattycakes: tru
pattycakes: have you talked to mikey?
starbucks ass: I did but he won't answer me
pattycakes: ill talk to him if you like?
starbucks ass: thnks i dont want him to b mad @ me. hes important
pattycakes: u cinnamon rol
starbucks ass: where is the lie I cannot see it
pattycakes: u act all gay and pimpy. but ur really a fluffy bear
starbucks ass: i would consider that a compliment despite the fact u called me pimp
pattycakes: love u ♡
pattycakes: WAIT IS THAT WHY MIKEY LOCKED HIMSELF IN HIS ROOM?
starbucks ass: yh
pattycakes: gee asked whether he's okay but he wouldn't come out
starbucks ass: yh i wish he'd come out too
pattycakes: dun with yo shit
pattycakes: the storm wasn't brendons cock. It u.
starbucks ass. It me
pattycakes: u dun goofed
starbucks ass: tru
pattycakes: IM SORRY IM IMAGING A MASSIVE TORNADO WITH UR FACEE ON IT
starbucks ass: OH MY GOF
pattycakes: beware of the emo tornado. Itll suck up all ur eyeliner
starbucks ass: that's not the only thing ill suck c;
pattycakes: oh
starbucks ass: heh
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Sorry for this being so short. This chapter was mandatory for the story to progress. Sorry it's so shit but I can't really make this funny.
Thanks ~♡
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