starbucks ass Fucked Up

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~The party has already taken place and it's Sunday morning~ ♡

~Private conversation between Pete and Patrick~

starbucks ass: FUCK ME UP THE ASS

pattycakes: How much did u drink holy smokes

starbucks ass: NO DUDE I F U C K E D U P

pattycakes: oh no did you fuck ur neighbours cat again?

starbucks ass: NO WTF WHERE DID THAT COME FROM

pattycakes: brendon

starbucks ass: and u believed him?????????

Pattycakes: well it is u

starbucks ass: R00D

pattycakes: what did u do tho

starbucks ass: i kissed mikey

pattycakes: wat.

starbucks ass: I KISSED MIKEY WAY

pattycakes: have u told Gee?

starbucks ass: oh yh thatll be a nice conversion "O hey Gee! Nice weather today oh yh btw I kissed ur straight brother and probably caused him several stages of mental tramua. Hope we can keep out friendship in tact?"

pattycakes: tru

pattycakes: have you talked to mikey?

starbucks ass: I did but he won't answer me

pattycakes: ill talk to him if you like?

starbucks ass: thnks i dont want him to b mad @ me. hes important

pattycakes: u cinnamon rol

starbucks ass: where is the lie I cannot see it

pattycakes: u act all gay and pimpy. but ur really a fluffy bear

starbucks ass: i would consider that a compliment despite the fact u called me pimp

pattycakes: love u ♡

pattycakes: WAIT IS THAT WHY MIKEY LOCKED HIMSELF IN HIS ROOM?

starbucks ass: yh

pattycakes: gee asked whether he's okay but he wouldn't come out

starbucks ass: yh i wish he'd come out too

pattycakes: dun with yo shit

pattycakes: the storm wasn't brendons cock. It u.

starbucks ass. It me

pattycakes: u dun goofed

starbucks ass: tru

pattycakes: IM SORRY IM IMAGING A MASSIVE TORNADO WITH UR FACEE ON IT

starbucks ass: OH MY GOF

pattycakes: beware of the emo tornado. Itll suck up all ur eyeliner

starbucks ass: that's not the only thing ill suck c;

pattycakes: oh

starbucks ass: heh

☆☆A/N☆☆

Sorry for this being so short. This chapter was mandatory for the story to progress. Sorry it's so shit but I can't really make this funny.

Thanks ~♡

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