Ur Gay? [Multiship] (A Gay, Emo Group Chat)

Cheez Whiz Balls

~Early Thursday night. This is when Pete and Mikey are talking~

gaydonurine:

>"Ryan is love", I say, "Ryan is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a f***ot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Ryan
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I felt something touch me
>It's Ryan
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
>He grabs me with his powerful Rossy hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Ryan
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Ryan
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force (kylo ren lols)
>I want to please Ryan
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his Cheez Whiz
>My dad walks in
>Ryan looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all Cheezy now"
>Ryan leaves through my window
Ryan is love, Ryan is life.

Boner™: is this u recounting the events of last night?

alexgayscarf: IS THAT THE SHREK IS LOVE THING I FUCJJNG HATE

Gay Forest Boy: i need 2 go snort holy water one sec

victurd fuentits: choke me with rosary beads

gaydonurine: fuck me with a crucifix

Boner™: religion kink

andyhurley: thIS IS ILLEGAL AND WRONG

emo thumb: I FUCKIMF HATE U BRBMEENNDOM

Oily Fairy Boy: BRBMEENNDOM Urie

Fedora the Explorer: i thought that said freedom

hearteyeshowell: *suffocates in the american flag while an bald eagle screeches* i CANT ESCAPE THE FREEDOM

victurd fuentits: i fucking love u dan

Oily Fairy Boy: DANYUL HOWELLLLLLLL MY BRITAIN CHILE

hearteyeshowell: so im a fcukimg country now oil?

Oily Fairy Boy: u kno wat? im triggered.

Sp00pyjim: are you triggered-nometry?

Kellin the Melon: i stg

emo tomato: i swear to gerad

dallonweekes: ge rad

hoe troham: SAD BUT RAD!1!1!1!1!

dallonweekes: eDGy!1!1!1!!1

hayley williamz: okAY BUT WHY CHEEZ WHIZ

orange shirt: u dont wanna kno

emo tomato: no we do

lynngunnisfunn: ^

Boner™: ^^

hearteyeshowell: ^^^

andyhurley: okay i highkey dont wanna kno

dallonweekes: no im too nice

victurd fuentits: stop being fucking pompoms

Fedora the Explorer: i thought that said poppadoms and i was like how is that remotley insulting?

emo tomato: how is pompoms insulting?

alexgayscarf: shut up gerard

emo tomato: make me

alexgayscarf: one sec lemme find my shotgun

andyhurley: its time 2 stop

Boner™: okay filthy frank