The Lord of Capri Suns

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~Tuesday afternoon~

milk chayld:
hey you 🦃turkey lurkey slut👅👅. it's 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won't get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you're a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you're a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃cock🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ dick 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿

hoe troham: thanks i have cancer now

oliver oil: u have 3 days 2 live

hoe troham: THANK FUCK

kellin the melon: me i stg

hayley williamz: *gracefully swan dives out of window* fuck

Pertaining Wentil: wtf is my life

Gay Forest Boy: im listening 2 melanie martinez yay

Boner™: jams my dude im erect

Alexgayscarf: lemme get on dat dick then

lynngunnisfun: if u come into this lesson i will shit

oliver oil: pls dont u twat

hayley williamz: crushcrushcrush

Sp00pyjim: this is triggering for me stop

dora da explore: wtf do u just sit on a toilet and get triggered

Sp00pyjim: constipation is triggering

Mother Stumpington: stop saying treggering it's annoying

Mother Stumpington: *triggered

Sp00pyjim: HELP IM TREGGERED

Mother Stumpington: go snort acid josh

Sp00pyjim: omg pal thats rood

Mother Stumpington: dont u pal me i am ur mother

Sp00pyjim: P! A! L!

joshuah fransexy: careful josh ur gonna get fucking shanked

joshuah fransexy: MIKEY U LANKY HOE WHY ARENT YOU IN

MikeyYMCA: I'm sorry would you like me to come into school and hydropump over everyone

hearteyeshowell: lmao sorry hunty that saying is copyrighted by daniel 'bad boy' howell™ see u in court sweaty

MikeyYMCA: Sorry I don't talk to people who call themselves dad boy

Sp00pyjim: DAD BOY

runny radkle: i met the dadr boi I said see u l8er boi

emo tomato: y did we ever think thag ronnie wouldnt fit in with us

runny radkle: u clearly didnt kno that i am the pied piper

Alexgayscarf: amazing emo

emo tomato: mikes come 2 our school and vomit on bert

oliver oil: and then we will light him on fire

MikeyYMCA: MY VOMIT IS NOT FLAMMABLE

dora da explore: mayb u drink lighter fluid idk what ur into

MikeyYMCA: I don't have a kink for drinking potentially life threatening substances

Pertaining Wentil: but bleach :(

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