Ur Gay? [Multiship] (A Gay, Emo Group Chat)

Gee Wee Wee

~ Private message between Pete and Patrick. Still Tuesday~

Pertaining Wentil: it rlly wasnt a joke not chill

Mommy Stump: hoe my god

Pertaining Wentil: mom pls help the gay emo thumb child apple product pet

Mommy Stump: wat am i ur therapist?

Pertaining Wentil: u r my fren now there is no escape

Mommy Stump: i dont doubt tht tbhhhhhhh

Pertaining Wentil: WELP TIME TO DIE

Mommy Stump: wat y?

Pertaining Wentil: my parentals r the hompnophobic

Mommy Stump: oh uve had a gud run

Pertaining Wentil: lmao i dont run

Mommy Stump: neither ew what is run?

Pertaining Wentil: wat is this foreign ting u speak of?

Mommy Stump: is it a place?

Pertaining Wentil: perhaps my dear beautiful angel human

Mommy Stump: wat a gud fren ♡

Pertaining Wentil: i am gr9 arent i?

Mommy Stump: u r the most beautiful girl @ teh ball

Pertaining Wentil: y thnk u

Mommy Stump: R U gonna come out 2 ur parents?

Pertaining Wentil: im gonna have 2 one day but they might eat my soul eeeeeeeeee

Mommy Stump: u dont have one?

Pertaining Wentil: v tru my lil shit

Mommy Stump: MY LIL SHIT WOW

Pertaining Wentil: insted of my lil pony, my lil shit

Mommy Stump: MY LITTLE SHITT: TOILETS ARE MAGIC

Pertaining Wentil: IM LAUGHS R WE 2?????

Mommy Stump: poop jokes r never not funny even when ur dying from meme overdose in hospital for memefuckers

Pertaining Wentil: how did u kno i fuck memes?

Mommy Stump: bc u did the frick frack paddy whack w/ moikey wayward son

Pertaining Wentil: THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL SENTENCE WOWZA

Mommy Stump: we r never gonna say sex again we r gonna say frick frack paddy whack

Pertaining Wentil: this is a law now

Mommy Stump: the laws of gay emos

Pertaining Wentil: yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas yas

Mommy Stump: IMAGINE IF INSTEAD OF MOANING YOU JUST GO "YAS."

Pertaining Wentil: omfg just a really kinky sex scene and the sexual person is going "YAS YAS YAS YASSSSSSS RIGHT THERE YASSSSSS."

Mommy Stump: tbh that would make me not asexual

Pertaining Wentil: u r so precious awh

Mommy Stump: i should be in a museum

Pertaining Wentil: 'most perfect asexual man to ever exist please dont touch u will die from overwhelming beauty.'

Mommy Stump: thnk u my dear son of odin