Ur Gay? [Multiship] (A Gay, Emo Group Chat)

Hotel? Trivago.

~A/N~
Hey guys I've decided to start another fic its basically gonna be a full length crack fic based in prison and it will b gay so yeah pls read it wen i publish thanks

~Wednesday Morning~

milk chayld added slutty mormon to the chat!

mexican tree branch: hey hey its ole hickory ham mike

tonerboner: why do i date u

mexican tree branch: *swags nervously*

mexican tree branch: bc u cant leave me ever

tonerboner: what if an ass hit

mexican tree branch: then we'd all have to leave

tonerboner: *ASTEROID

mexican tree branch: just a massive space booty hits the earth and everyones like "damn son whered you find this"

milk chayld:
hush lil baby
don't say a word
daddys gonna buy you a mockingbird
and if that mockingbird don't sing
daddys gonna buy you a cock ring

Alexgayscarf: WHY TODAY OF ALL DAYS

milk chayld: its everyday bro

lynngunnisfunn: that triggers me bc that song made me suicidal

rattymealy: it made me even more suicidal like

rattymealy: *suicidal feels intensifies*

rattymealy: the tears rolling down my face are sponsored by audible

Boner™: whoa ronnie is that u

mr depression: i aint even mad

mr depression: wait no im depression not suicide

rattymealy: okay im suicide then

mr depression: hi im depression and this is my friend suicide

hearteyeshowell: AND TOGETHER WE ARE JEDWARD

loveeyeslester: *softly* don't

eyeliner fuckboy: i dont get it

hearteyeshowell: you never get anything so no surprise there

eyeliner fuckboy: DAMN THAT WAS SPICY

hoe troham: spicy like my sex life with andy

andyhurley: can u not do that

hoe troham: I EXPOSED US SO NO ONE ELSE HAS TO

andyhurley: gr8 job hun

hoe troham: just protecting us from harm

therickyhorrorshow: *whisper* what what just happened

therickyhorrorshow: im currently in that stage where ur awake but like not quite so nothing feels real and i feel like im spectating myself

therickyhorrorshow: but im still gay so everything is good

hayley williamz: STRONGLY RELATES

lynngunnisfunn: i love you

hayley williamz: i love you too

hayley williamz: #CUTEMOMENTSWITHBAE

mexican tree branch: i just arrived but i saw you were talking about jake paul so im going home

bic pentes: you are home??

mexican tree branch: VIC STOP RUINING MY WITTY MILLENIAL HUMOR DAMMIT