The Door Whisperer

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~Monday evening~

Pertaining Wentil: RONALD RADKLE CAN SUCK MY FUCKING GLOWSTICK MADE OF ACID

emo tomato: we showed him

Pertaining Wentil: fuck yh we did

MikeyYMCA: Pete you got punched in the face?

Pertaining Wentil: that is besides the point BC he backed off

Sp00pyjim: it was bc of my v threatening stance

emo tomato: josh ur about as threatening as my right fingernail

Pertaining Wentil: hey fingernails can b weapons

emo tomato: for some reason i dont think so

Pertaining Wentil: have u ever been killed by a fingernail ?

emo tomato: no

Pertaining Wentil: so shut ur emo fucking mouth u red haired banana fuck

emo tomato: tb to an hour ago when runnie called me a red haired lesbian

Sp00pyjim: okay that was low key funny

emo tomato: okay tru but i was like bitch no its tomato

Mothership Stump: great idea lets get the entire school 2 call u emo tomato

emo tomato: mom pls this is child abuse

Oily Fairy Boy: fucking what

emo tomato: hello oil

Oily Fairy Boy: i thought this died

MikeyYMCA: the oil memes will never die

Pertaining Wentil: i am bilingual: meme and not meme

emo tomato: okay me

MikeyYMCA: Meeeee

Oily Fairy Boy: me af

victurd fuentits: im ere

emo tomato: oh no

victurd fuentits: fucking suck a cactus gerard

Oily Fairy Boy: the fight w/ ronnie was gr8 i mean i got punched loads but it was still fun

Mothership Stump: dont u have a pain kink?

Oily Fairy Boy: yh lmao

Boner™: i want to kill myself now thanks

Sp00pyjim: hiiiiiii jaaaackkkkkk

Boner™: hiiiiiiiii jooooooshhhhh

Pertaining Wentil: more information than i needed thanks

Oily Fairy Boy: np 💕

victurd fuentits: every1 should appreciate my method of approach 2 runnie

victurd fuentits: *shuts a bitch up in Spanish*

MikeyYMCA: You did well Vic

victurd fuentits: thanks boo

gaydonurine: I HAVE THE FUCKINGGGG CRAZY FROG SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD

orange shirt: U JUS GOT IT IN MY HEAD U FUCK

Boner™: go fuck a set of scales

Mothership Stump: I HOPE U KNO WHAT UVE DONE U FUCKING GAY TREE WHICH LOOKS LIKE A MOLDY BALD BAKED BEAN

emo tomato: i wasnt aware baked beans had hair

Mothership Stump: they do now bitch

Gay Forest Boy: im stuck outside my house the door wont open

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