The Boner Boyz

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.:enjoy fetus oil theres plenty more where that came from:.

greeting so a persony requested ships that are in da story so me being a  fairy fucking godmother is finna do dat 

(@sarcassdick requested dis i gotchu famalama dw) 

this is gonna include the bands they are in unless its an idea then like what band lmao? 

Gerard Way and Frank Iero (Ex Chemical Romance) 

ǝɯ puᴉɯ ʇuop spunoʍ ɹn oʇuᴉ ʇlɐs ƃuᴉqqnɹ ʎllɐnsɐɔ ʇsnɾ

Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy) and Mikey Way (Ex My Chemical Romance) 

Joe Troham and Andy Hurley (Fall Out Boy)

Josh Dun and Tyler Joseph  (Twenty One Pilots)

Blendon Urie (Panic! At The Dicksco) and Ryan Ross (Ex Panic!, pursuing a career in archery) 

Vic Fuentits (Pierce The Veil) and Kellin Quinn (Sleeping With Sirens) 

((its fuentes not fuentits btw im sorry im disgusting i cant help it))

Mike Fuentits and Tony Perry (Pierce The Veil)

((TONY IS MY CHILD IF U HURT HIM I WILL KICK U IN THE SPINE)) 

Dan Howell and Phil Lester (YouTubers, Danisnotonsoft and AmazingNeat

Alex Gaskarth and Jack Barakat  (All Time Low, the boner boyz) 

Patrick Stump and himself bc aint nobody got no time for relationships 

Oil Sykes (Bring Me The Horizon) and Josh Franceschi (You Me At Six)

Austin Carlile (Ex Of Mice & Men) and Alan Ashby (Of Mice & Men) (mentioned) 

¡¡¡ ˢʰᵒᵘᵗᵒᵘᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵃᵘˢᵗᶦᶰ ᶠᵒʳ ᵇʳᵉᵃᵏᶦᶰᵍ ᵐʸ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵈᵃʸ !!!

Dallon Weekes (is this giraffe even in panic who tf knows but hes not like in panic but hes still there) and Spencer Smith (Ex Panic! At The Dicksco) 

Awsten Knight and Geoff Wigington (Waterparks, i birthed them both) 

Ben Bruce (Asking Alexandria) and Denis Stoff (Ex Asking Alexandria, had a cardiac arrest when he left ppl were sad still not recovered) 

Matty Healy and George Daniel (The 1975, indie fuckers they kill me every morning when i wake up) 

Lynn Gunn (PVRIS) and Hayley Williams (Paramore, both of them are my mums) 

Ronnie Radke  (Falling In Reverse, ppl give him too much shit, love him my boy) and Max Green (Ex Escape The Fate) 

"enjoy your fic. Write one about me in a human centipede with escape the fate. idgaf." - Gerard Way on the Twitters 

Andy Biersack and Ashley Purdy (Black Veil Brides, wont be in the fic but mentioned) 

Chris 'Motionless' Cerulli and Ricky 'Horror' Olson (Motionless In White, my goth fathers, raised me from birth, may be in the fic havent decided) 

Bob Bryar (Ex My Chemical Romance) and Shit 

lmao sry if u thought this was a chapter but like i need to tend to u meme children so like yeah 

literals just gonna say that i fucking love u guys and ur all my children thnks for reading the ramblings of a teen with serious issues WAHEEEEEHYH 

(why the fuck am i like this honestly me cracking my head open definitely did smth HOT DAMN not a joke btw i did actually do that which is y i didnt update for ages bc doctor was like "dont look at bright screens 4 too long u might die" and i was like a NEW WAY TO DIE FUCK YEA) 

but like yeah this book will prolly continue on for eternity bc i never kno wen 2 stop creating shit at 3 am 

(((((THERE IS A BEE HIVE IN MY WALL AND I CAN HERE THEN WIGGLING LIKE DAMN MOTHERYUCKERS CHILL TF OUT WITH UR DAMN RAVES BUT LIKE SAVE THE BEES AMIRIGHT HA HA HA ))))) 

help me i havent slept in 2 days

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