Jesus Fucking Chair

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~Monday morning~

Pertaining Wentil: its monday time to kill myself :))))))))))))

Sp00pyjim: whenever i wake i remember how much i hate life

gaydonurine: i have a wicked boner rn

Sp00pyjim: now i really want to die

gaydonurie: srsly wheres a ryan when u need one 

MikeyYMCA: I fucking can't get Gerard out of bed

oliver oil: suffocate him and drag his corpse to school

hearteyeshowell: i worry about u

oliver oil: i worry about me too

MikeyYMCA: Hes left some gourmet fucking fruit gels on the carpet and I just stood on one

gaydonurine:  gourmet fruit gels wow u better calm down fancy pants

Gay Forest Boy: I JUST STUCK MY NAIL INTO MY FUCKING HIGHLIGHTER I WANT TO FRY MY FACE

oliver oil: use me as lubricant

hayley williamz: i felt that in my soul

oliver oil: i hope u didnt

hayley williamz: THE HIGHLIGHTER THING NOT U AS LUBE

Pertaining Wentil: im wearing eyeliner today

Pertaining Wentil: makeup is fucking great for a guy bc it makes a guy look beautiful and a lot of times guys are not beautiful and wanna change that

gaydonurine: u need makeup to cover that ugly mug

Pertaining Wentil: oh so u want 2 fight

gaydonurine: bRINg iT bRiTnEy

lynngunnisfun: inspiring

Gay Forest Boy: MY MOM JUST WALKED IN ON ME CRYING OVER A HIGHLIGHTER OH NO

Sp00pyjim: I WILL GET YOU A NEW ONE

Gay Forest Boy: STOP SPENDING UR MONEY ON ME

Sp00pyjim: no i will spend all my money on you

Gay Forest Boy: then ill spend all my money on you too

runny radkle: and then youll both be broke homeless emos and how will you feel

Gay Forest Boy: fine bc i have josh

emo tomato: do you think theyll notice if i vomit all over myself

gaydonurine: VOMIT KINK

Mother Stumpington: u r actually my least favourite child

joe troham: PUT A TRIGGER WARNING B4 U MENTION PUKE U FUCKING SLUG

gaydonurine: soz go back 2 ur tumblr blog

joe troham: ill indirect u

gaydonurine: go ahead u poopoo head

Alexgayscarf: MY HAIR WONT GO RIGHT TODAY I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING EGG

joshuah fransexy: u always looks like an egg its fine

Alexgayscarf: NO GUYS ITS SERIOUS THIS TIME

oliver oil: shave it all off

Alexgayscarf: ur all so unhelpful

oliver oil: rood i am one of santas elves

lynngunnisfun: ur not right in the head

oliver oil: wow top of the class

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