Ur Gay? [Multiship] (A Gay, Emo Group Chat)

Bob the Waffle King

~Friday morning~

Fedora the Explorer changed their nickname to Mommy Stumpington

emo tomato: good morning my friends! ur golden ray of sarcastic sunshine has arisen!

gaydonurine: please go back to sleep and never wake up

emo tomato: u r a rude lil bitch

gaydonurine: not as rude as ur face

emo tomato: im sorry i didnt realise u were 12

gaydonurine: im sorry i didnt realise u were straight

emo tomato: HOW DARE YOU

gaydonurine: beep beep come get me bitch *skateboards into hell*

emo tomato: i hope u die there

gaydonurine: i hope u die too bc then i can torture you in hell

emo tomato: bring it on bitch

gaydonurine: noah fence but u look like a fucking homeless emo scene tomato

emo tomato: noah fence but ur hair looks like a toothbrush

gaydonurine: noah fence but u look like something i did in the toilet this morning

emo tomato: noah fence but u look like 2007 britney spears

andyhurley: ...

andyhurley: so i found out that
chardonnay is a white wine so thats fun

hayley williamz: bless u andy

Pertaining Wentil: good morning i guess

hoe troham: wat the actual fuck happened last night

dora da explpre: i think a better question is what didnt happen last night?

gaydonurine: there was no nudity

Mommy Stumpington: tru my son

Oily Fairy Boy: aus10 messaged me this morning he is okay

Mommy Stumpington: yeah the ginger guy he was with is his boyfriend

Oily Fairy Boy: yeah alan such a cutie

Joshuah Fransexy: try me bitch

emo tomato: im not okay

gaydonurine: did u get hit by a car

emo tomato: no

gaydonurine: dammit my curse didnt work

Boner™: okay mrblackdarkness666

alexgayscarf: my lord and saviour

gaydonurine: dabby

gaydonurine: we r saying dabby instead of daddy now

Mommy Stumpington: thank god

gaydonurine: *satan

Gay Forest Boy: the oak tree by my window scared me omfg

loveeyeslester: no i love plants

hearteyeshowell: u and ur bloody house plants

Sp00pyjim: murderous house plants

Fronkgayro: this gc is a bunch of poopy ass dicks

Boner™: me too frank

Oily Fairy Boy: oak stands 4 Oh Ass Krack!

dallonweekes: i mean if u were an idiot sure

Oily Fairy Boy: okay rude i am hurt