Seagull Overlord

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~Wednesday Morning~

OilBoy: RISE AND SHINE
MOTHERFUCKAAAASSSSS

Alexgayscarf: i swear the first person to talk is always oli

OilBoy: thats bc im the most important person here

Alexgayscarf: sure hun

OilBoy: WHAT LISTEN HERE U COLD BOWL OF SOUP

Alexgayscarf: SUCH INSULTING WORDS IM GONNA GO CRY IN MY EMO CORNER

victurd fuentits: how about you dont do this 2 me?

emo tomato: MORNING YOU FUCKING MELTED CANDLES

Gaydonurine: r u saying i look thick and white?

daddy ross: u were covered in smth thick and white tho

OilBoy: u should stop hammer time

Sp00pyjim: guys my hair isnt going right what do?

Gaydonurine: burn it off

Gaydonurine: USE CUM AS HAIR GEL IT WORKS I KNO

Sp00pyjim: tht is disgusting

daddy ross: not as disgusting as jacky boy wanking in a library

Boner™: GOD u wank in a library once and no one ever shuts up about it

Gay Forest Boy: Y would we

OilBoy: that is gonna be in the Guinness world record thingymabob

victurd fuentits: thingymabob

emo tomato: im making breakfast oooooooo im so handy

Fronkgayro: fucking impale me with a spatula daddy

Pertaining Wentil: I DO NOT LIEK WHER THIS PARTY WENTZ

emo tomato: hey pete :)

Pertaining Wentil: hi?

emo tomato: i have smth to say :)

Pertaining Wentil: okay?

Alexgayscarf: oooooooooooooooo

emo tomato: alex kill yourself

Alexgayscarf: DAMN MICHELLE CALM DOWN

Gaydonurine: WHO THE FUCK IS MICHELLE

Alexgayscarf: michelle is gerard r u dumb

emo tomato: hey pete im happy 4 u and mikes

Pertaining Wentil: thanks?...

emo tomato: but if u ever hurt him i will fucking cut off ur dick and feed it to the seagull and then ill dismember slowly and sell ur skin to kfc so u can literally become a KENTUCKY FRIED FUCK

Sp00pyjim: not a seagull THE seagull

kelirn qwern: this ^^^

daddy ross: seagull overlord

Gaydonurine: daddy seagull

emo tomato: kill yourselves ^

Pertaining Wentil: sure okay

emo tomato: wat is tht supposed to mean?

Pertaining Wentil: im sorry would u like me 2 say 'YES OFC GEE MY OVERLOAD THE FUCKING MESSIAH I WILL LISTEN TO UR CONDITIONS AND FOLLOW THEM LILE MY FUCKING RELIGION."

OilBoy: this gc has a thing for overlords

victurd fuentits: so true though

emo tomato: yes i would like u 2 say that pete

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