Recruiting Hoes for War

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.: Friday Afternoon :.

eyeliner fuckboy: fuck?

Awstenn: me all the time of every day of every of every second of every month of every decade of every century of every millennia of every universe

Mother Stumpington: it just sounds like ur asking someone if theyre down to frickle frackle

gaydonurine: thats what ryan says anyways

milk chayld: no i use romantic foreplay

eyeliner fuckboy: read that as foreskin nice

Fronkgayro: cirCUMcision 😩 😩 😩

Awstenn: what does that MEAN

gaydonurine: it is someone who gets aroused by the mutilation of penises

lynngunnisfunn: oh me then

lynngunnisfunn: KIDDING i dont even want to see a dick E V E R

hayley williamz: theyre like lil snakes that try and shove themselves up u

lynngunnisfunn: yike

hayley williamz: yike

Gay Forest Boy: cant relate. love dick
all day everyday

Mother Stumpington: cheesecake cheesecake real late at night cheesecake

oliver oil: id rather have cheesecake than sex

joshuah fransexy: fuck u then oli

oliver oil: can i eat cheesecake while u do that

eyeliner fuckboy: i dont like cheesecake fight me i dont care

spenc: I DRANK A LITRE OF COFFEE

emo tomato: ME I FUCKING LOVE COFFEE

hearteyeshowell: are u frickin zazzed?

spenc: BITCH I ZOOMED

gaydonurine: do u ever need to pee so badly that when u actually get to go u almost orgasm bc me rn

Sp00pyjim: i didnt ask brendon

Sp00pyjim: i never seem to ask

Sp00pyjim: but i always receive

Fronkgayro: is this about tys surprise blow jobs

Gay Forest Boy: HOW DID U KNO OMG

Alexgayscarf: scandalous.

emo tomato: NCIS IS AN I N S U L T TO THE GREATNESS OF LAW & ORDER

Fronkgayro: ur rlly passionate about this arent u

emo tomato: YES IM GONNA SCREAM IT FROM THE TOP IF THE DE EMPIRE STATE BUILD

Alexgayscarf: if we had a soccer team it would b called 'all time toe'

Sp00pyjim: why

Boner™: bc it gave me good vibes when it is said in the sensual tones of gaskarth

hearteyeshowell: i too love the sensual tones of gaskarth

Alexgayscarf: thats actually the name of my solo album

eyeliner fuckboy: u should call it 'eyebrow tings'

Alexgayscarf: im being cyberbullied mom was right the internet is a bad place

eyeliner fuckboy: *whips out nokia brick* time to cyberbully

hayley williamz: peter tat is r00d i told u bout being r00d 2 ppl ill hve 2 kill u again

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