Ur Gay? [Multiship] (A Gay, Emo Group Chat)

Asparagus Child

~Early Monday evening~

victurd fuentits: i live to tell the tale

Gaydonurine: tell ur grandkids

Sp00pyjim: be like "ima tell u a thing bout how a little british crumpet nearly kill me."

Boner™: BRITISH CRUMPET

Alexgayscarf: tbh he is quite scary

Gay Forest Boy: agree w/ u x100

Gayrard Gay: SO I TRIED TO DISTRACT THE ANGRY BRITISH CHILD

victurd fuentits: wat did u do?

Gayrard Gay: soooo i went up to him and i was like "Ellooooo Oliver u little ray of satanic sunshine. can u like not murder my lil mexican Gay bc it might be of an trouble." Then i patted his head but i missed his head...

Boner™: PLEASE TELL ME YOU PATTED HIS DICK INSTEAD

Fronkgayro: I HOPE U DIDNT

kellirn qwern: the shit that happens in this gc

Gayrard Gay: no i missed his head and poked him in the eye

Gayrard Gay: brb flying into the fun

Sp00pyjim: please act like human

Gaydonurine: IM ACTUALLY CRYING

victurd fuentits: I ASKED YOU TO CREATE A DISRACTION NOT FUCKING BLIND THE BOY

pet wetz: i supposed that is a distraction

daddy ross: yh he can use it as an excuse

Alexgayscarf: "excuse me sir why did you murder that man?"
Oli: " i am BLIND IN ONE EYE DO YOU WANT TO CHALLENGE ME FOR I AM THE CHOSEN ONE?"

daddy ross: ah yes being blinded makes you into a wizard. a well known fact.

Fronkgayro: ur a wizard harry

pet wetz: ILL PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL

Alexgayscarf: not in my lobby

kellirn qwern: i just choked thank

Gaydonurine: i know someone else who chokes a lot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

daddy ross: have i been a bad boy???

Mommy Stump: knock knock get the door it's religion

kellirn qwern: PATRICK MY ASPARAGUS CHILD

Mommy Stump: kellin my muffin child

Fronkgayro: AH YES ASPARAGUS THAT WELL KNOWN COMPLIMENT

pet wetz: what did oli do tho?

Gayrard Gay: idk i ran away screaming

Gaydonurine: did u apologise???

Sp00pyjim: i read that a polish

Gay Forest Boy: DID U POLISH HIS EYEBALL ????

pet wetz: get it nice and shiny

daddy ross: like brendons forehead

Gaydonurine: for the love of

victurd fuentits: dick

Gaydonurine: well i do love me some dick

daddy ross: particularly mine daddy?????

Gaydonurine: ofc ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Boner™: how about if u 2 dont

kellirn qwern: remind me to punch u 2 in the face ten times more than usual