Ur Gay? [Multiship] (A Gay, Emo Group Chat)

Yer a wizard Pat

~Saturday evening~

hoe troham: when r we gonna add ryan back

emo tomato: wen brendon stops sucking dick and answers his phone

Oily Fairy Boy: i spammed his notifs but he still hasnt answered

Pertaining Wentil: *screams in 1864*

hoe troham: did u jus travel back in time to scream

Pertaining Wentil: yes

hoe troham: im beyond caring @ this point

Alexgayscarf: the question is whos dick is he sucking?

emo tomato: prolly the math teachers i mean how else do u think he passes classes hes never fucking there

Oily Fairy Boy: im never there

emo tomato: but u dont pass

Oily Fairy Boy: okay true

Mothership Stump: my stomach hurts

Fronkgayro: maybe ur pregnant

Mothership Stump: dont u think i have enough children as it is

lynngunnisfun: wat

Mothership Stump: i am the mother of this entire gc each of you smol emo (slightly special) beans are my own flesh and blood

Pertaining Wentil: imagine how terrifying it would b if flesh and blood was meant in a literal sense

Fronkgayro: omfg like pat just tearing off his own skin and being like "I SHALL NOW FORGE MY OFFSPRING FROM MY OWN SKIN."

MikeyYMCA: is pat a fucking wizard now

Gay Forest Boy: yer a wizard pat

Mothership Stump: harry potter became very dark

Boner™: and theres like loads of lighting and shit

Oily Fairy Boy: and ronaldo is there fucking tornados in the background

emo tomato: that would b fucking terrifying

Fronkgayro: and then after using black magic to form his child pat looks at his child and calls it fucking pete

Pertaining Wentil: SORRY WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY NAME DO U WANT TO RUSTLE WITH ME U UNEDUCATED GOOSE PENIS

Alexgayscarf: really tho what superheroes or villans are called pete

Boner™: O FUCK ERE IS PETE COME TO KILL WHATEVER SHALL I DO???

emo tomato: and then along comes ronaldo

Boner™: honestly i think ronaldo is secretly gerard seeing as he goes on about him sm

emo tomato: actually die jack

Boner™: i will one day

emo tomato: O

Alexgayscarf: thanks for that one jack now im sad

hayley willamz: collect them in a jar and sell them boys tears are valuable

lynngunnisfun: its true i use them to season my meals

Gay Forest Boy: SAMMMMEEEEEEEEE

hearteyeshowell: i have toxic stuck in my head

emo tomato: WITH THE TASTE OF YOUR LIPS IM ON A RIDEEEEEE

victurd fuentits: NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW

hearteyeshowell: is that supposed 2 b the tune