Wish We Could Turn Back Time m.c

...Ten Years Later...

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Charlotte's POV
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"I am so glad you decided to marry me and not that creep we used to know named Lacey. Look at the beautiful family we have together!" I turned to admire our three beautiful children. They were all spoiled brats that were so overweight they couldn't walk, but I didn't care. The two girls I named after the two women my husband is cheating on me with, Gertrude and Margo, and the boy is named after my friend with benefits, Chocolate Chip Cookie Rainbow. He's a hippie and we like to smoke weed together a lot too.

"I know Charlotte dearest, we do have such a wonderful life together! And no marriage problems at all! I don't even care that you're hooking up with Chocolate Chip Cookie Rainbow every other weekend!"

"Oh Al, this is why I love you so much," we began to engage in a heated make out session. I caresses his head that was once full of tousled blonde hair, but was now smooth and bald while he rubbed my back, which was now just as hairy as his head once was.

"Yay! Mommy and daddy are dirty cheaters!" Our children cheered in unison.

"That's right we are," Al winked at no one in particular. Or, maybe that was just his eye twitching, who cares. All I know is that I have a beautiful family who I love with all of my shriveled grinch-like heart.
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Michael's POV
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"Spare change?" I requested of an elderly man who happened to pass by my cardboard box. He merely sneered and kicked me in the head.

"Filthy street rat," he continued on his way. I stayed prostrate on the pavement, not because his blow hurt me (I am now numb to all pain), but because I was tired and just wanted to sleep.

Ever since the band broke up, Lacey Palmer stopped talking to me since she only liked me because I was in a band. Luke, Calum, and Ashton all have successful solo careers now, but no one would buy my music anymore because they said I was just the ugly one in the band and because my hair is now the color of puke (green), which is totally understandable. I'll just continue to live out my life as a peaceful hobo on the streets of Sydney, doomed to never find love. It's okay, we all soon die inevitably anyway.
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Lacey's POV
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Ever since I found out I was a lesbian, life has been so enjoyable and care free! Jasmine and I are happily married and I don't even remember either of those two boys- what were their names? Ed and Mitchell? Who cares, all I know is life is great.

"Oh Lacey," Jasmine called to me in a singsong voice. "Want to go paint rainbow heart graffiti on everything and flaunt our sexuality to the world?"

"Of course!" I pranced along after my beautiful wife to go spread the joys on lesbianism. I'm so happy with life, you could even say I'm... Gay.
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End of the book.

So how did you guys like the final chapter? Not what you were expecting, am I right?

Personally, Chocolate Chip Cookie Rainbow is my favorite character. I think he's really an inspiration and a role model to young people.

Well that's all! Have a nice life! :)

-SJ