Welcome back to Demigods React!!!
Percy: NO
This time they're reacting to The Completely Cliche But Awesome Life of Anna Jackson chapters 1 and 2!
Percy: NO WE AREN'T
Yes you are <3
Nico: WHYYYY MUST YOU TORTURE US
Because we love you. <3 OKAY HERE WE GO!!!
Chapter 1
Hai peoples! I'm Anna Haylie Crystal Emmi Chair DunkinDonuts™ Foot Jackson, and I'm Percy Jackson's twin sister.
Percy: WHYYYYYYYYYU
I have long hair that stops 3 centimeters past my waist and it's the color of the yellow flowers in my yard on a sunny-with-a-few-clouds day.
My orbs are #47AB816
A Nonexistent Blue that change to #92PSG47 Baby 8 month old pig pink when I'm wearing a hat.
Piper: Jason, do you have contacts that do this too?
Jason: yup. *puts on hat and eyes turn pink* hehe
I went down the elevator and went for a walk. My family left me home alone.
Omg, why did they do that? They hate me so much!! I thought.
I bumped into my besties Sajcjsmalajdirbah and Emma Abby Bella Face Table Waffle Person.
"Omg hai Sajcjsmalajdirbah!!!" We weren't really popular, even though everyone would stare at us. Everyone hates us!
Every demigod reading: NO DUH OF COURSE WE DO.
As I was explaining all of this about how were so unpopular to Sajcjsmalajdirbah, a weird bat thingy came out of nowhere and slapped Emma out of existence because nobody cares about her.
Kamrin: EMMA I'LL SAVE YOU FROM THESE DEMON CHILDREN YOU CALLED YOUR FRIENDS
Senka: Emma? Emma Carstairs?
"OMG EMMA!!!!!" Sajcjsmalajdirbah screamed.
The bat thingy charged at her but stopped because a cute guy poked a sword through it.
"Hi, I'm Nico di Angelo and you be a demigod." the cute guy said.
Then I fainted from his hotness.
Nico: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chapter 2
I woke up and the cute boy Nico was above me.
"Where am I" I said.
"You're at camp now we safe." he said.
I looked up and saw Sajcjsmalajdirbah.
Hazel: Who in their right mind would name their child Sajcjsmalajdirbah?!?!
Leo: nobody knows.
"OMG u a demigod to!!!! (^·^)" I said to Sajcjsmalajdirbah.
"YAS!" she screamed.
Suddenly every 1 pointed at us.
"Anna Haylie Crystal Emmi Facelady Chair DunkinDonuts™ Foot Jackson, daughter of Poseidon and Sajcjsmalajdirbah, daughter of Athena." said a weird horse dude.
Senka: SISTER, DEAREST SISTER WE HAVE A CREATURE RAISED FROM THE VERY PITS OF TARTARUS!!!! EVEN MAGNUS COULDN'T SUMMON SUCH A HORROR!!!!!! ANNABETH, SISTER, HELP!!!!
Annabeth: MOM PLEASE KILL MY SISTER SAJCJSMALAJDIRBAH.
Nico: He is NOT a weird horse dude.
"Weird horse dude" I said.
Sajcjsmalajdirbah can up to me and said, "I have to switch the POV, it's necessary."
"Wait what?" I asked.
"I'm talking now." She said.
Jason: What?!
Wait, no, I still want to ta-
Sajcjsmalajdirbah's POV
okey so naow i can tawk. so a weird hors dude sed "anna haeli cristul emy facladi char dukndnuts fut jakson dawtur ov posidn nd sacjsmlajdrbu dawtr uv atena" i wus sad cuz i cudent c anna. i woked 2 ma cabin. den dis wird ladi child went up 2 me n anna and sed
Leo: what? I have no idea what this says
Kamrin: it's okay Leo none of us do
"dawter ov posidn, dwtar uf artimish n dowter uv atena
wil go 2 mcdnlds wit da svn
nd kil lods ov stuffs
den da 3 nt in da svn wil get byfrendz"
dis otur ladi child came up 2 me n sed she wuz a frbidin child ov artimiz an her nam waz loona huntr. an i fantid. wen i wok up i went 2 tel anna bout da profese n she wuz hape. she sed dat we shud strt prparin.
Frank: Lady child?
Luna Hunter's POV
Hai!!! I'm Luna Hunter, a forbidden daughter of Artemis!!!!
Thalia: WHAT
I have long luscious black hair and shiny silver orbs.
I heard from some weirdo child that I got to go on a quest!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omgs, like, I was soooo excited for the quest! I got to hang out with the seven and two other demigods that were like, EXACTLY LIKE MEEE!!!!!! I was like RLLY excited. I mean I was all like (=^o^=) OMGGGGGGGG. Like tots! Like there's this super hawt guy called Jace he's sooooooo hawt. I was soooo all like (=*o*=).
Percy: HOW DOES ONE SAY THOSE FACES
Hazel: WHO THE HECK IS JACE
Senka: Jace Herondale. You b**ch STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIEND!!!!! I will get Alec, Clary and Izzy on you! I'll be leading them!
Other Demigods: Who? What?
Then Charon came up too me and was all like "you've totally got a job."
"Like is at McD's?" I said cause I've always wanted to work there like who wouldn't totally. Then he said yes and I was RLLY excited. My dream had totally come true so I mean I was all like (=^o^=).
Okay guys what did you think? ^_^
Nico: *curled up in a ball, hiding in the corner* kill it
Leo: KILL IT
Kamrin: KILL IT
Percy: KILL IT
Jason: KILL IT
Piper: KILL IT
Frank: KILL IT
Senka: KILL IT
Annabeth That was torture!!
Hazel: I couldn't even read the part with Sajcjsmalajdirbah.
Thalia: KILL IT
Everyone: KILL IT
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