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React to 'Reasons' Pt. 2

Unfortunately Munchkins children, it is that dreadful time of month, what, no, not your period, React to reasons, or RTR, so bear with me.

11) Leo is a hyperactive repair boy with no other use that to repair the ship.

5...4...3...2... BOOM you dead, DRIP (don't rest in peace) Killed by Team Leo

12) All the characters in PJO need to get lives!

THEY SAVED THE FRICKIN DAM WORLD YOU DJDIDJSNSBSSGGSH!!!!

13) The monsters in PJO are so gullible and stupid they make all the 'action scenes' boring, the monsters in twilight have actual personalities and make the fight scenes interesting.

Wait. Wat, what monsters, the 'vampires' and 'werewolves'. PSHH bish please, we have Empousa and Lycans.

14) The plot twist are so obvious and stupid, Percabeth falling into Tartarus could've been foreseen easily, they said it would happen in the first book!

HOW DARE YOU BRING THAT FOR A REASON, YOU ARE MENTALLY SICK FOR STOOPING THAT LOW!!!!

15) The PJO characters powers are stupid and most of them have nothing to do with their parents.

(This may take a while)

Percy- has control over water, can cause earthquakes, and is a horse lord. Sound like I don't know, POSEIDON!!!

Annabeth- smartest in the seven, really good with last minuet battle strategies. Sound like ATHENA!!

Piper- has charmspeak and unwanted beauty. APHRODITE!!

Thalia and Jason- can control lightning and Jason can control winds. SOUND LIKE DRAMA QUEEN (I'm probably gonna get zapped for this)!!!

Nico- can shadow travel and raise the dead. *cough* *cough* HADES!! *cough attack*

Leo- is a pyro and is really good with machines. SOUND LIKE, OH I DONT KNOW HEPHESTUS

Hazel- cursed with finding gems at random times. SOUND LIKE PLUTO!!! Also she was guided by the goddess of magic and mist.

Frank- has a bulky physique, *cough* Mars *cough* and comes from a line of shape shifters

Clovis- yeah, even secondary characters have explained powers, he makes people sleepy. *Cough, cough* HYPNOS *cough*

Lou Ellen- has magic and spells *cough* HECATE *cough*

Katie- magic over plants, oh I dun know, DEMETER!!!

16) Rick can't write funny scenes, Meyer's the best at them!

DAM girl, you smoking corn? I have a blue hairbrush and I'm not afraid to throw it, do not insult this fandam, cause your 'reasons' are schist.

17) All the characters future bf/gf were so obvious! You could clearly see Leo and Calliepso were going to get together the first time they met, but you never knew who would end up with Bella...

*Calypso. And yeah, I didn't know who BS would end up with until toilet paper glitter proposed to her, and then I knew doggy wouldn't stand a chance.

18) Meyer changed vampires to make them more interesting, Riordan kept them the same which shows a lack of creativity.

Wat. *Grabs books series and flips through each page fast* BISH WHERE!?!?! WHERES THESE SO CALLED 'VAMPIRES' YOU HAVE!?!? RICK HAD EMPOUSA WHICH WERE THE FIRST VERSION OF VAMPIRES!?!?? UGHHHH MORTAL!!

19) There are no gay couples in PJO, which shows a lack of respect for those people.

*cough* Solangelo *cough* Nico *cough*
I guess Nico died RIP, Nico

20) (I'ma change this around a bit cause it's a movie reference) The characters for twilight are much more diverse!

twilight- whites and native Americans, and I don't think Meyer specified from which tribe.

HOO- fellow Hispanics
Whites
African American
Chinese Canadian (baby man)
Italian
Cherokee
And Greek (gods and goddesses)

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-BADR