*Stands on stage, spotlight faces me. I pause and look around. No one is there. Just me."
"Hello?" Taps microphone...
*loud screech from the microphone*
"Well...uh...We're not dead! I think..." *questions existence*
"And uh... I got 50 followers!...."
*single person boos in the audience*
Whatever that was weird let's take it from the top.
We're not dead, the account isn't dead. We're sorry for actually having lives. Social or otherwise. We're gonna post more RIGHT GUYS *nudges co-authors in the ribs as hard as possible*
Anywho I got 50 followers! But then it changed to 49 and I was very confused but the 10 minutes of me having 50 followers were thrilling. So um...yeah....
With Weirdness Forever,
Lizzie,
YOU ARE READING
We The Fandom Ranters
FanfictionWe the Fandom Ranters of Fangirlia will achieve our goal of killing clichés and promoting what to do right in fanfics. *heartfelt applause and happy tears from fake crowd* That was the shortest summary ever. Hey guys! We are da Fandom Ranters! This...
