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React to Reasons Pt. 1

*Game Show host voice*

HELLLLLLLOOOOO! This is Munchkin Queen Jane, and today we'll be reacting to 'reasons' of why twlight is better than PJO/HOO, so with out further ado:

React to reasons:

1) The PJO movie sucks, twilight was better

Hahahahaha, is this a reason? Oh it is, kay, you don't judge a book by the movies, and besides both movies sucked

2) Annabeth is just an annoying Mary Sue who was just put in to be Percy's girlfriend

SHE FOLLOWED THE FRICKIN MARK OF ATHENA AND SURVIVED!! AND SHE HELPED PERCY ON ALL HIS QUESTS EXCEPT FOR IN THE SON OF NEPTUNE!!

3) twilight love, PJO just has kids with swords

Correction; twilight has *stalking fairy princess glitter, messed up gushy romance and necrophilia. PJO has love and sacrifice

4) Nico is just an attention seeking brat who is just there cause Rick needed a goth guy

NICO HATES ATTENTION!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY GAY SMOL CHILD/ SENPIA!! AND HES NOT GOTH, HE JUST LIKES THE COLOR BLACK!!!

5) Hazel is just a one dimensional little girl who shouldn't be able to control the mist or gems, they were totally random

Whale if you read the books you find out she's the FRICKIN DAUGHTER OF PLUTO!! And she was cursed by her mom, also she was guided by the GODDESS OF MAGIC!! She's not one dimensional, she is a smol child too.

6) Bella is such a good role model! She's so kind and pretty and smart. Every girl should want to be like her.

Cause I want to marry a corpse, and have a cannibal daughter, and be a Mary Sue. Besides, she's not pretty, dropped out of school to marry her corpse husband, and lead a boy to believe he had a chance with her, such a good role model

7) Stephine Meyer is amazing!

And Uncle Trolly Rick's AMAZHANG!

8) Percabeth is such an obvious ship. You could easily see them getting together at the beginning

And BellaxEdward isn't, and besides did you see Pernico being cannon from TTC, did you see Perlypso being cannon from TBL, what about Preyna?

9) Bella is like Annabeth but better! She's prettier and smarter and more popular.

Bella. Smarter than Athena's daughter? *Why you always Lyin' plays in background* and Annabeth was pretty popular around camp, and Percy turned Rachel, Calypso, and Reyna down for her.

10) The special effects of the twilight movie were much better than the ones in the PJO movie.

BOTH MOVIES WERE BAD KAY? DONT MAKE ANY MOVIE REFERENCES EVER AGAIN!!!!
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Peace and roast b**ches
-BADR