#326 in Humor
A hilarious warped parody of our favorite childhood story, The Wizard of Oz, but what really is a story without our dear orange skinned racist bigot, Donald Trump?
*extended summary inside*
-UNEDITED
-written in early 2016
Pansy had just noticed the corpse that had been crushed under a gigantic iceberg, leaving only two socked feet sticking out.
"Eww plaid is sooo old fashioned." Pansy grimaced.
He looked at the shoes on his feet then back at the corpse. Lather, rinse, repeat.
"I'm probably wearing the hôe's shoes," he thought aloud. "But they make a calves look good so I'm keeping them." Pansy stared at himself in the reflective surface of the melting iceberg. " O MY GOD LOOK AT ME I LOOK LIKE VICTORIA BECKHAM." He struck a pose.
All of a sudden, a cackling sound pierced the air, and a broom wooshed past. Pansy narrowed his eyes.... It was DONALD TRUMP.
"Oh my master, Trump, salutations, but why are you dressed like a witch?"
"I'M A WIZARD." Donald frowned.
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"NO YOU AIN'T!" A disembodied voice shouted back, followed by laughter.
"WHO SAID THAT? I'LL DEPORT YOUR ASS WHEN I GET YOU." Trump cleared his throat. "Anyway I'm gonna do what I came here to do. Hand me them shoes."
Pansy gasped. "WHAT? NO! You shall not have them."
Trump looked at the iceberg. "You killed my sister. Least you can do is give me the shoes, boy."
"Why do you even want them?" Pansy was reluctant to let them go; they suited his legs very well. ;)
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Donald 'guffawed'. "Boyyy you won't believe how long I've been waiting on that bitch to die. She ain't wanna lend me the Gucci's so much I thought I'd have to kill her myself." He paused. "Give me or I kill you!"
"You wouldn't kill me, Daddy, would you?" Pansy was on a verge of a breakdown.
"Well..." Said trump.
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"I probably would." Trump lunged out his broom to stab Pansy, but just in time, Pansy grabbed a fist full of the disappearing dust that Blue left behind, and sprinkled it on himself.
"I'LL GET THOSE SHOES EVEN IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!!" the bigot's voice dwindled as Pansy vanished into a mist.
