#326 in Humor
A hilarious warped parody of our favorite childhood story, The Wizard of Oz, but what really is a story without our dear orange skinned racist bigot, Donald Trump?
*extended summary inside*
-UNEDITED
-written in early 2016
"...I'll make it easy for you; IT'S GONNA GO DOWN IN FLAMES! FOREVER! MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHH." Taylor's voice tore through the air.
"KUMBAYA!!!" Yelled a voice, punctuated by a chorus of yodeling.
"TARZAN!" Pansy and Simon screamed, but oh so eloquent Kylie settled on saying, "😱🐒👨🌳." Whatever the fûck that meant.
Tarzan swung on - another convenient- vine, across the clearing or path or jungle; at this point I'm not even sure anymore.
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Taylor halted her maniacal laughter to view the scene that unfolded before her. Tarzan has steadied out his foot in flight to kick her, kinda like the sleeping photoshopped lady. 😂😂😂
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Just before contact, Taylor raised up her hand, trapping Tarzan in levitation, before using her devilish telekinesis to fling him away.
"Ugh, peasant," huffed she, before applying a fresh layer of red lipstick. Or what others thought was red lipstick, but was actually the blood of all her ex lovers. "Now, where was I? PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM!"
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