#326 in Humor
A hilarious warped parody of our favorite childhood story, The Wizard of Oz, but what really is a story without our dear orange skinned racist bigot, Donald Trump?
*extended summary inside*
-UNEDITED
-written in early 2016
"This ain't so bad." Khaled hung in rotisserie fashion over a smoldering fireplace. "Always wanted a tan anyway. Good for my complexion. OMFG I look just like Zac Efron." No kidding, they're like twins; peep the resemblance. ;) 😍😉
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Peeta stuffed an apple into Khaled's mouth to shut him up. "Dinner doesn't speak," said he.
Khaled pretty much looked like this at this point.
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"Katniss, hide the fire a bit. We wouldn't want Gale and his allies crashing here."
"A'ight," Katniss replied, flashing some obscure district peace sign.
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She pressed Khaled's arm lightly to check how tender the meat was getting. "I've never eaten a Dj before. This will bring music into my life."
"Crazy bitch." Khaled spat.
Katniss exploded in fury and hit him. "You son of a bîtch!"
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"Welp. Not my money maker!"
Simon stirred awake. "What the fuck is going on?"
"Dinner," answered Pansy.
"Phew, after all this work I have worked up an appetite. What we eatin?"
"We ain't eatin, fam. We being eatin."
"Wait what?" Simon struggled against the rough rope. "What the fuck is this even? My skin is too delicate and silky to be manhandled this way!"
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Pansy stepped on his size 786 foot. "Shhh! Shut yo trap before you make them angrier."
"You right. Maybe they'll get full n' bored and let us go."
"What about Dj Khaled?"
Simon shrugged. "He lived a good life."
"Wait... Where's Kylie?"
"Beats me. Maybe they already ate her as an appetizer."
"Naw if they did, they'd be dead by now."
"You right, you right," said Simon, remembering the two point five million cosmetics Kylie slathered religiously on her body everyday.
A sudden screech from Khaled interrupted their conversation, but he was quickly quieted after Katniss spanked his fat buttocks.
"Anyways, before I was rudely interrupted," continued Simon, scowling at the obese Dj, "do you think the bitch escaped? She ain't that smart right?"
"I don't know, bruh. That Kardashian family is crazy asf. Who know what they capable of?"
"Yeah, she's dating a guy almost twice her age I think."
"I dunno."
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Okay."
"When a man dates an older woman she is called a cougar," started Simon, grinning his grin.
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"And when a woman dates an older man HE IS CALLED A TYGA!!!"
"Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue."
"HEY I WANNA HEAR THE JOKE TOO!" Screamed Khaled.
"Silence, swine!" Katniss spanked his buttocks again.
"SPANK ME DADDY!!!" Khaled shouted unexpectedly.
"Wtf?" Said Katniss and Peeta.
In their moment of collective confusion, a roaring sound filled the air, strong winds blowing around and flinging stuff and all that shizz. 😎
In the same time or whatever, Tarzan released another atrocious fart bomb in his sleep, which could be compared to Hitler's gas showers, enveloping the space with a fog.
Along with the smell of rotten eggs and Meek Millllllllllllllllllllll's career. 😔
