"What are you gonna go to Lean City for?" Pansy asked Khaled.
They had gone further on their journey, far enough that the shiny bling road started to weaken their eyesight.
"Heh heh heh, well well well," Khaled folded his fingers.
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"The wizard has summoned me to endow onto him the keys of success."
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"What about you?" Pansy to Kylie.
"💃💅👑👠👗💄🍑✈️," said Kylie.
"What?"
"She probably just wants another plastic surgery," Simon laughed.
"😫😡," said Kylie.
"What about you, son?" Khaled said in his wise-ish wiseful wise voice to Pansy.
"I want some crack yoooo!"
"Cocaine?"
"I'M IN LOVE WITH THE COCO!"
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Khaled pulled out a book ( the only thing he can pull out bc his pull out game is weak af lmao 😂) and read it in his wise-ish wiseful wisefulness.
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The Wizard of Trumpville | ✓
Humor#326 in Humor A hilarious warped parody of our favorite childhood story, The Wizard of Oz, but what really is a story without our dear orange skinned racist bigot, Donald Trump? *extended summary inside* -UNEDITED -written in early 2016
