#326 in Humor
A hilarious warped parody of our favorite childhood story, The Wizard of Oz, but what really is a story without our dear orange skinned racist bigot, Donald Trump?
*extended summary inside*
-UNEDITED
-written in early 2016
Nicki/Blue struggled to maintain her chill. "O my gah I'm so fucking hungry! Please stop by at KFC or Chick-Fil-A for me will ya? Get me Republican sauce with that! Or is it called republican? Oh, what about Chipo-"
Her voice was cut off by Simon's intruding thumb; it pressed angrily against the end call button. "Nut," growled he.
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"Speaking of nuts, I wonder which one we're gonna encounter next." Khaled rubbed his chin.
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"Are we not ever gonna reach Lean City?" Pansy was so exhausted! All this stress for a little bit of cocaine.
"What is the color of your shoes tho?" Simon asked. "I see purple."
"Naw," Pansy refuted. "They're red, although the fairy said silver. Or was it the other way around?"
"No! It's yellow," said Khaled.
"WUT R U GUYS TALKIN ABOUT IT'Z NEON ORANGE WITH GREEN STRIPES AND PINK POLKA DOTS!😒😒😒," Kylie protested.
"This is like the dress all over again," sighed Simon.
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"Wait! Guys stop!" Khaled's cholesterol wrapped heart palpitated wildly against his ribcage.
"What, fat man?"
"Is that... A purple tower in the distance?"
Everyone peered into the fading sun, and sure enough, there was a purple tower. In fact, lots many and the smell of cough syrup pierced the air.
"Hey guys... I THINK WE MADE IT TO LEAN CITY!" Pansy whooped. He could almost feel the drugs flowing through his blood stream already.
"Finally!😅," said Kylie.
"Don't you think it's a little still far down?" Simon complained. "My feet are killing me."
"Don't be such a pansy," said Pansy. Lmao this is so ironic.
"HAVE NO FEAR FOR DANIEL IS HERE!"
The quartet turned to see the source of the voice; it was a white kid in a white van.
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"DAMN DANIEL! BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WHITE VAN!!!"
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"OH YOU KNOW IT!" Daniel replied.
They hopped in and drove down to Lean City to seek the Wizard.
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Lmfao I'm so excited this is the best and funniest part of the story coming up can't wait #stayewoke #keepalert #climax *sings Usher* Ps which color did y'all see on that stupid dress last year? lmao that thing caused a fight in my family 😂😂😂
Ps again; thank you Jared, for the meme above. Here is your counterpart😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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