Simon gave up the showbiz life and decided to work on an old country farm in East Wales.
Don't worry, he's happy.
Khaled still remains the guardian of the key till this day after Wiz gave it back to him since he couldn't improvise with it as the spare to his garage door. He is also now a member of BTS and currently making headlines in South Korea.
Kylie had her new lips done at the quack Doctor so it looks like she's got two bananas glued onto her face. Poor Kylie...
Snoop Dogg broke up with Kylie after her lip incident and started dating a cute chihuahua on his street.
Iggy Azalea thankfully gave up on hip hop and now earns a living at the local brothel.
Mojo Jojo joined the other monkeys on Planet Ape and gave up on his super villain life.
Meek Mill chose to follow in the footsteps of Caitlyn Jenner and went tran as well.
Steve Harvey lost his court case to Miss Colombia and is now playing Michael Scofield and trying to break out of prison.
Katniss and Peeta won the games... just to live through another one. And another one. Until the whole entire fucking series ends but SPOILER ALERT Katniss dies.
Chris Brown now resides in the local pound.
Tarzan is now a gangster with Lil Wayne because apparently dreadlocks are 'so trap and hood'.
Kanye shapeshifted permanently to an elephant and now lives a comfortable and happy life in a Thailand rescue centre.
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The Wizard of Trumpville | ✓
Humor#326 in Humor A hilarious warped parody of our favorite childhood story, The Wizard of Oz, but what really is a story without our dear orange skinned racist bigot, Donald Trump? *extended summary inside* -UNEDITED -written in early 2016