Sorry for my prolonged absence. My life has been pretty hectic lately what with exams and projects and deadlines and nursing my non existent social life. 😅 I was also busy finishing my new book -fifteen. Check it out on my profile if you'd care!
I know I know advertising but I don't see anyone suing Geico or Coca Cola so <.<
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"HA! IN YOUR FACE!" Donald was so happy that he hopped onto the podium and started to twerk rapidly.
"My life is over," Simon moaned, running his hand down his face. "My show is up."
"Your show? What about my cocaine?" complained Pansy.
"Wut abt mai publicity🙄😒," piped Kylie.
"Woof!" said snoop Dogg.
"Eh, I ain't have that much to lose," Khaled commented, rubbing his belly.
"Taylor! Get the chains so we can tie them up!" Trump sang.
"Yeah whatever," responded Taylor, rolling her eyes.
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The Wizard of Trumpville | ✓
Humor#326 in Humor A hilarious warped parody of our favorite childhood story, The Wizard of Oz, but what really is a story without our dear orange skinned racist bigot, Donald Trump? *extended summary inside* -UNEDITED -written in early 2016